Alive But Not So Well

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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gorillamunchies:

nosdrinker:

I’m not trying to be mean but if you take your baby to the movies you’re probably a jackass

 ”@ppl who cant find childcare: ur not allowed to go out and have fun” ????????

allhailthehutch:

Slay
thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

bornabitch-allthedaysandnights:

combatproana:

dont eat potatoes its culturally appropriating to the irish and as a non irish person it offends ME

Potatoes were first grown and domesticated in Peru by the Andean/Inca people. Not in Ireland. 

If you’re going to try to make a pathetic joke, at least know what you’re talking about first. 

ghdos:

wes-eskimo:

smidgetz:

blacksupervillain:

i don’t believe tabasco is hotter than sriacha, they’re like the same level of heat

they go by scoville, not mouth feel, the peppers matter more than the final product i’m assuming.

Cholula is my shit

Tabasco is hotter than Sriracha? Really? I would never have guessed. Texas Pete is my shit though.

Idk if any of you even noticed but I’ve been gone for almost a month and a half now. My computer took a shit on me and I’ve kind of been cut off from civilization, but I’m back bitches!!

Ask me questions about what I did during my time away from tumblr, It was almost like I had a life